Phisher

Junior, 17 years old. I like fish. Theorizing is my profession.

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Harke's Conspiracy Aquarium (Blog)

3/15/2000 Entry 1:

Hello internet. I am writing all of the strange abnormal things in Mulberry on this blog. Hopefully this reaches anyone else who has an interest in the strange happenings around here. Everyone NEEDS to know aliens are real. I've seen them in the hills, in the forest. I know they're out there!!! Even if they're not aliens, I have to find out what's happening around here. Other than that, this blog is going to document how badly school is also kicking my ass.

3/16/2000 Entry 2:

Saw something scurry underneath the bleachers today at school. There was a large metal fence blocking me from investigating. I wasn't allowed to go underneath them to get a proper look. Will keep an eye out. I suspect aliens are attempting to blend in with society, sneaking away into their secret lairs when unseen. Should I buy a camera just in case I spot another one? Not sure if I have enough cash to get myself anything useful besides a pencil and notebook to draw the creatures. Stealing things isn't that hot either. (also look at this sick UFO GIF i found XDDDDD)

Flipping UFO

3/17/2000 Entry 3:

Nothing cool happened today. Like I guess some losers made fun of my Always-Logical-Intelligent-Extraterrestrial-Notes(or ALIEN for short, I'm really smart for this one). It's what I call my folder full of nearly every unusual thing I've seen in Mulberry. I don't really care if they think I'm weird cause' at least I'm not gonna be the first to go when the inevitable apocalypse happens. Take that, haters !!!!!

3/18/2000 Entry 4:

So I suspect the local church has something going on. Might just be bad vibes, but I swear the people in there just act pretty shady all the time. Just walked by today and I swear I was being watched. The most logical theory I currently have is the people who run the place are a bunch of stupid scammers looking to take "donations" from unsuspecting charitable folks. Not sure though. Apparently someone is missing from there, since it's basically like the only thing Mulberry knows about em. Kinda strange that absolutely nobody knows anything about this place at all. I might have to do my own research later.

Swimming Fish

3/19/2000 Entry 5:

Earth is not flat. Aliens exist. These are two contradicting conspiracies. But you need to understand, that extraterrestrials don't enter Earth through a dome. Their societies and airships exist just beyond space where we can't see them. If the Earth were flat, their nightly routines of coming down to Earth from their ships could be seen across the entire world. There's a reason only a few people have even seen them. Aliens land in the most remote areas, often in forested environments where they can't be seen easily. Exploring for wildlife (fish) recently, I actually heard something creeping behind me. It HAS to be an alien, because next thing I knew when I turned around, a dark figure ran off into the wilderness without a sound. I'll catch it next time.

Underconstruction